Look at my fucking cats dude
Look at them
There is only 1 of each and YOU CANNOT HAVE THEM
Choose your Cat
SCAMPER
Rated 5 out of 5
- Weight Class: Heavy
- 600 km^2 of fur
- Tiny liney
- 24 hours charging time
- Better than Aslan
- 1 confirmed kill
- Special Power: Immunity to cold damage
DUMPLING
Rated 5 out of 5
- Weight Class: Medium
- Uses backup battery in the morning for extra meows
- "Street name": Eazy-E
- 16 hours charging time
- Special Move: Uses panda ancestry to split into 3 cats w/ elemental powers
CINDY
Rated 5 out of 5
- Weight Class: Medium
- Genetically engineered vocal cords
- Expert thief
- 8 hours charging time
- Special ability: Breaks your heart
PRINCE CHARMING
Rated 5 out of 5
- Weight Class: Light
- Is actually perfect
- No joke I love him so much
- 4 hours charging time
- Encyclopedic knowledge of my computer
- Special Ability: Charm Person
DARKLE
Rated 5 out of 5
- Weight Class: Light
- Has permanent invisibility
- Theoretically infinite top speed
- 12 hours charging time
- Special Ability: Gains a massive speed boost if his flea medication is due
BIGBY
Rated 4.5 out of 5
- Weight Class: Assault
- High Thickness Fur
- Super effective vs. Grass types
- 12 hours charging time
- Wonders what you're doin' down there upside downy
- Special Ability: CONSUME
LUCILLE
Rated 5 out of 5
- Weight Class: Light
- Has permanent invisibility
- Silent judging capabilities
- 24 hours charging time
- Special Ability: Nobody has seen her long enough to be able to tell
MADDI
Rated 2 out of 5
- Weight Class: Heavy
- Oh fuck not you again
- Never. Shuts. Up
- 666 hours charging time
- Secretly masterminded the Cuban Missile Crisis
- Special Ability: Just shit all over the place for the lols
CUSTOMER
Gee, I just met this cat but he really likes me!
-Everyone I have ever invited to my house
The black one is not fat enough. Please feed him more.
-Sir B. Igby,
Esquire
REVIEWS
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-Cassie
I don't have any links here because social media is bad for you lol
COOL DUDES
notice: may or may not actually be dudes
- Arrow
- Cameran
- Keegan
- Katey
- Jon
- Jake
- Holden
- Wesley